My all-time favourite gig review:
"For forty minutes straight the band set your balls on fire and watch as your writhe in pain while they laugh and perform unnecessary surgery on the rest of your body. Switching from grinding torture-porn doom grooves to mid-tempo black metal blender noise, via a cacophonous combination of screeching oscillations and sickening, bowel spilling bass."

The weird part is, this was a GOOD review - they gave them 5 stars...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)