During my student days
My girlfriend's housemate invited us to go and see some horribly twee "experimental" indie band - it might have been Mogwai, but don't hold me to that, as I drank quite a lot that night. Anyway, the band came on and one of them was playing electronic noises off a Gameboy while another was picking out a tinkly little melody on a child's xylophone. Seriously, if you can't afford proper instruments, just don't bother.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 18:00, 1 reply)

Saw this 'act' at an experimental music night in Brighton a few years ago...
The entire 25 minute set consisted of this girl, alone on stage, giving a microphone a blow job.
Was funny for about 30 seconds.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:19, closed)