
Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
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I'm led to believe that anywhere called Croydon is shit, and the one in Australia is no exception.
So kids could go and see live bands in the 1990's without the evil temptation of spiritous liquors, many all-ages gigs were started. The one in Croydon was called EV's (I forget what EV stands for, possibly Everything's Vile).
Anyhow, many local crap Battle of the Bands were held there and as it was the only interesting thing on in Croydon aside from stealing cars, animal raping and methadone abuse, it had crowds. One time I did go and see some woeful act, someone decided to stagedive feet-first into the crowd.
Which makes contact with my ribs and head.
Ended up in hospital with a couple of cracked ribs and concussion. Still probably more entertaining than whatever was playing.
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:05, 1 reply)
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