Banks
Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Walk into bank and up to ATM
Try to withdraw money from account, none there. Ah that's right, it's in the other account (same bank). Walk to tellar, can I have some money? No it's in the other account you need to transfer it online. WTF? No it's OK, you can use this terminal here. Fine. Tappy tappy tap, transfer. Walk back to ATM, withdraw money, go buy Thai food and beer.
(Days later)
Online, check balance, withdrawl there... with a new fee.
Oh yes, I've been charged a bank fee for using their computer.
*ggnnnnnnnnnnnnn* pop. There goes another vein.
( , Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51, Reply)
Try to withdraw money from account, none there. Ah that's right, it's in the other account (same bank). Walk to tellar, can I have some money? No it's in the other account you need to transfer it online. WTF? No it's OK, you can use this terminal here. Fine. Tappy tappy tap, transfer. Walk back to ATM, withdraw money, go buy Thai food and beer.
(Days later)
Online, check balance, withdrawl there... with a new fee.
Oh yes, I've been charged a bank fee for using their computer.
*ggnnnnnnnnnnnnn* pop. There goes another vein.
( , Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51, Reply)
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