BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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bonnie, but no clydeevery family has a black sheep, my sister is ours. she hated school with a passion, being outspoken and not inclined to learn anything that wasn't sport-related. she got into trouble frequently and soon, the teachers treated her like nothing more than a troublemaker.
one teacher, however, pushed her too far. i won't go into details, that's a story for another qotw.
as soon as she was legally able, she decided to leave her education behind her for good. she wasn't going to leave school without a little going-away present, though.
she robbed the school bank.
over £200 of students' money went missing that day but, as the school had no cameras, nobody had seen her and she had the foresight to wear gloves, nothing could be proven. she got away scot free.
it's only recently that she's been allowed to open a bank account, due to her skill at forging my mother's name on checques.
yes, she was a cunt, but fortunately, she has now become a nicer and more responsible person. having kids will do that to you.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:30,
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