BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Time TravelOnce I went to my bank to make a deposit, which I was hoping to have processed as soon as possible. The bank had an irritating "wait five business days" policy. Today was Friday, and I hoped it would clear by next Friday.
But when I came into the bank, all the dates said it was Monday. It turns out that the bank (I assume them all) decides that late Friday is actually officially Monday. That meant I couldn't get the money until the following Monday, ten days after I deposit it.
As I was leaving, the teller told me "Have a nice weekend."
"I can't," I replied. "It's Monday."
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)
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