BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Me tooMy credit card and my mortgage have Dr on them.
Never realised that that was what a PhD was for till I needed to borrow money.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 23:31,
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It's also goodfor those comedic moments when you're in a theatre/cinema or on an aircraft, and somebody faints.
"Is there a doctor in the house?" cry the staff as they rush to the attention of the afflicted.
"Why yes," you call back, "but I don't see how my research into far-infrared atmospheric spectroscopy is going to be of much help to this fellow who appears to have had a stroke and, by the smell of it, a sudden onset of severe dystentery!"
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