my anus is bleeding from banking abuse
I’m sure Oscar Wild once said “The only thing better than a good play is a play where a bankers dies”. Don’t quote me on that but I really hate them with the sort of passions pikeys have for paedophiles in police riot vans.

I have just returned from a year of living abroad (New Zealand) and while I was away I was juggling finances back and forth. As much as it annoys me I do have a little understanding for the bank that has to send money to another country, it will cost a little. But the thieving fucking cuntiods in the UK charge you for the privilege of receiving your own money from abroad, surley it’s like a hooker paying you’re the privilege of some rigorous back door knockery?

I had sent a certain amount of money from my NZ account to my UK account to cover a direct debit, minus the charge from NZ I would have had enough to cover the debit. I forget all about it until one morning I have an epiphany about banks, there all cunts. So I check my online banking to check the transaction and low and behold I have too much money, brilliant me thinks until I check the history. The money I sent to cover my DD was not received in it’s entirety as the ballbags at FUCKWEST had taken a fee for the transaction and therefore the DD was not honoured and my credit now looks shite. Many thanks for this and it’s nice to see my taxes oiling the system of buggery
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:12, 1 reply)

Everything
Will Be Okay.
(Scritty Bakerman., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 6:16, closed)