BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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I applied for a jobas a mortgage advisor for a well known bank. The interview was a success and I was informed that I could start in a weeks time.
When I arrived on the following Monday, suited and booted, I was told that I would be working with all the cashiers, and not in my own office, spouting off mortgage advice to the general public.
"Why am I going to be doing this, it's not at all what I was expecting", I asked, quite angrily. "What do you want me to do?"
"That would be telling", I was told.
Sorry.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:22, 4 replies)
I enjoy......this new, more inventive, punning which doesn't hinge on the precise wording of the question.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:27, closed)
CleverHah! - Fucking awesome mate, I had to read it twice before it sunk in..
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:06, closed)
Looks like......someone's on a roll this week.
Good work mate. Clickety-click!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:25, closed)
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