Chunder deposit
When I was a student, a mate came over to stay with me. I cooked one of the meals in my 2 meal repertoire; Chilli con carnie, then we went out on the piss. Being young and stupid we drank ridiculous amounts (snakebite and black if memory serves) then back to mine for a few 'hits from the bong' and whatever additional booze could be found.

The next morning my mate decided that the cold chilli looked just the ticket to expunge the hangover so polished off what was left in the pot. For the liquid part of his breakfast he chose milk. He then popped over the road to the bank to make a cash withdraw to give me some money for some herbaceous samples provided the night before. The cash point was out of order but the bank was open so he went in

I don't think I could eat cold congealing chilli followed by a pint of milk now, let alone after a night on snakebite. It was in the queue he began to feel ill. He got to the cashier and as he opened his mouth to speak he did a minisick. He attempted to swallow the minisick but that just triggered a full on chunder and barffed copiously into the tray thingy, then ran out the bank barffing a few more pavement pizzas along the way back to mine.

I nearly barffed laughing and several hours later went back to the bank (now smelling straonly of disinfecant) and asked for a copy of the security tape only to be met with a stonily cold expression, the cunts
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:10, 1 reply)

"...and asked for a copy of the security tape..."
Office LOL :-)
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:54, closed)