In the Navy - A story about a young sailor.
There is no privacy on a Navy ship - just bunk beds and curtains. Now for many who like to juice the goose to magazines, you don't want to put them down on probably a grotty toilet floor.

Anyways, hubby was in the loos and hears the sound of one hand fapping. Both came out of loos at the same time, except one of them had a coat hanger contraption around his head. Hubby, "What the hell is that?". Fapper, "That is my magazine holder". Hubby said is what like a wire halo around his head, dropping down to a base like a sheet music stand. Said it was like a piece of artwork with intricate knots in metal that any sailor would be proud of.

So wankers, be mindful of germy floors and proud of architectural wonders.

That is all.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:03, 2 replies)

"The sound of one hand fapping..."
That is so poignant. :|
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:06, closed)

Why thank you. No doubt it is a porn title, so whilst I think it is original, probably bindun.

(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:18, closed)