Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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You bastards!All that wanking is like the butterfly/chaos theory and you started an earthquake in New Zealand.
Way, way too soon.
(Sorry to anyone caught up in it).
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 7:01, 4 replies)
How do they know?Does it show up on the Richter Scale?
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:30, closed)
From these stories, it is obvious that wanking is chaotic and dangerous.I shall call it the jizzter scale, but leave it up to you how it is measured.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:44, closed)
videosift.com/video/Billy-Connolly-What-To-Do-if-Youre-Caught-Masturbating
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:57, closed)
Um, far be it from me...I love that whole vid, but it should go on the other post.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:05, closed)
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