"Vietnam? Didn't we have a war with them or summat?"
*facepalm*

Edit: Being called "old" for knowing who John Wayne was.

Oh, and being called "Jeeves" for actually knowing how to work out a percentage.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:54, 4 replies)

John Wayne?
You old bastard.
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:15, closed)

pfft
us youngsters know it as the "post fake tanning session walk"
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:48, closed)

I feel your pain on the last one;
I worked with someone who couldn't do decimals.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:41, closed)

Imagine trying to explain to a group of people who aren't fluent in English
that multiplying by 0.76 is the same as multiplying by 76 and dividing by a hundred...

Or that 60% of something is the same as 3/5, so it was possible with smallish numbers to do it in your head.

Even the customers got amazed at that one. I fear for the human race at times.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:52, closed)