the boss that makes it up as she goes along
young fluffyfangs by here was once a web designer but due to a run of bad luck has ended up as a caterer for the good old NHS (ya gotta love em)

heres just a few of the fantastic tricks our manager has pulled in the last few years

1. attempting to sack an employee for her sickness record when said employee was suffering from a nasty form of cancer, the exact phrase she used was "what we need to do is terminate your contract then you can re-apply for your job when you get the all clear)

2. giving my (then) other half a written warning for being off work for six months with a broken shoulder after a road accident.

3. allowing poor fluffyfangs to find out his job was being changed (from night chef to lowly catering assistant) through the local evening paper, and then informing him it was his own problem for not being in work that day

4. sacking an employee at 8am and asking him if he minded finshing the 12hr shift he was meant to be doing that day (the reply being F**K OFF!!!)

5 and the killer one.... employees in our department can be disciplined for smkoking on the way to and from work regardless of being in uniform or not

i still work there for two simple reasons the first being im a surfer and to be honest i dont need to earn mega bucks as long as i have my board and some waves im happy and the second reason is im the departments health and saftey representative and enjoy being an almost constant thorn in this excuse for a managers side

length = about 6'3" but 17 stone :-)
(fluffyfangs drinks, smokes and hangs round with strange women, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 16:22, 2 replies)

hooray for surfing
!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 9:07, closed)

wooooo me too
exactly who needs money when you have thew ocean, fresh air and at this time of year hyperthermia whilst getting out of a wetsuit...... i loves it :-)
(fluffyfangs drinks, smokes and hangs round with strange women, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:16, closed)