Hey, where's apeloverage?

Shouldn't he have popped up by now to berate us all for the term "black sheep"?

My Uncle lies. He told us: he has cancer; his wife has AIDS; his wife has to have a heart & lung transplant; his daughter was raped; his daughter has MS; his daughter had a degree in accounting when she was eighteen.

All lies. Also, his wife looks like a very fat man in drag and his daughter (my step-cousin) is so stupid, she made all the people referred to on the last QOTW seem comparable to Einstein.

Since my Mum (his sister) developed cancer for real seven years ago, he hasn't once called her to ask how she is. I hope I see him again one day. He's due a hefty kick in the bollocks.
Or you could do for me - next time you're introduced to some one called Alan Humphreys, give him a good kicking. It's probably him.

Thanks ever so.
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 12:29, Reply)