The Brother from hell
An ex-pat who became a muslim to marry a call girl, inherited 3 children from her by 3 different fathers and has one child from a previous call girl marriage and has had 2 kids with the new wife. They live in the middle east. In 1997 I stupidly enquired into a visit to stay with him and his socially inept dysfuncional family to go scuba diving in the red sea. Apart from the rigourous visa routine and what I was dictated to wear, I was assured by him that I would have to change on the beach in black bin liners, take a waterproof passport holder as the religous police inspect underwater and finally my mask would be blacked out because as a woman I wasn't allowed to see the flora and fauna - and anyway, what the fuck, if I had an underwater camera I could take pics and show my mates back home how beautiful it was out there. I had a big sense of humour failure and he and his horrible kids are not welcome in my house any more. Pity, coz I quite liked the second wife.
The obvious immediate question is : does she still work ? Cos the last one did. Ha ha !!!

Stupid c*nt
( Tiggy the diver, Sun 16 Jan 2005, 20:51, Reply)