BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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I can.What do vampires use tampons for?
Teabags
There once was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were rather unstable
So every full moon, she'd pick up a spoon
And drink herself under the table
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