Ah yes, similar circumstance
So, there I was, happy in my work, doing my good deed of the day. When, all of a sudden, "hang on... this tastes slightly more metallic than usual... and why can I feel trickling on my chin? Oh."
Obviously the focus of my affection had sensed by now what I had just realised as, whilst I was reaching for a tissue, she was lying there giggling like an absolute loon.

I'd be willing to bet she got more enjoyment out of the bleeding all over me than out of anything else - truly worthy of a b3tard.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:34, Reply)