"He's LICKING ME!!!!!!!!"
(10 points for getting the movie quote - it's NOT pron!)

When just a cheeky young vapour pocket of a cloud, I used to love Bazooka Joe bubblegums. Aside from the sugary goodness of chewing gum, they included the holy grail of my 4 y/o mind - a lick'n'stick tattoo. The only disappointing thing about them was the transfer quality and lack of durability once applied.

An oft' retold family tale is the time when my quest stretched into the third day of preservation of a particularly treasured 'ink' masterpiece. I'd been holding my wrist out of the bath, avoiding washing, refusing sleeved garments, the works. Whatever measures were attempted, I manged to evade my tattoo-destroying ablutions.

We used to climb into bed with my mother of a weekend morning, probably so she could attemp a close resemblance of a lie-in. One such morning, resplendent in my additional 'ink' I awoke from slumber to find my brother LICKING my wrist. (lubricating his attempt to rub the sticker from my infant arm).

In surprise, I must have smacked him one, which didn't mix well with his being a 'nose-bleeder'. My mother turned over to see what the fuss was about and was faced with me shouting the title line while my brother cupped his face. Both us, the bed, the walls, he floor and my mother were sprayed with blood.

Moral: Don't fuck with Bazooka Joe!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:44, 3 replies)

"Ravenous"
Is the film
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:49, closed)

ten points duly awarded to the colonel.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:57, closed)

YAY!
*Ahem*...I mean..."Splendid"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 17:01, closed)