BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
« Go Back
DonationsI've given blood enough times to know which arm I prefer to be bled. It's my left arm by the way. My left arm bleeds like a motherfucker so I'm in, bled dry and have a biscuit in my gob before the pretty nurse gets back off her lunch break (every pissing time I miss her, all I get are the dowdy housewives). So if you ever feel like amputating one of my arms could you go for the right? If I'm going to bleed like a stuck pig I'd prefer it to take long enough to give me time to grab my severed limb and smack you with the soggy end.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:51, Reply)
« Go Back