Evil Prank
I once worked with someone who was really not-so-good with the sight of blood.
Obviously this needed to be exploited.
Cue me putting one of those tomato sauce sachets in my hand, with just a small corner torn off, then holding a pencil next to it.
I walked up to the guy, using my penknife to sharpen the pencil. Just as he was looking I pretended I'd cut my finger and squeezed on the sachet.
It was quite an impressive spurt, and I've never seen someone look so horrified before (or since).
I don't think he ever did forgive me.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 17:00, Reply)