Cross your legs for this one guys!
At the back of my garden is a small patio, surrounded on 3 sides by walls. The back wall leads to a load of trees, so it is very private.
Alone in the house, me and my girlfriend at the time (this was about 2 years ago) decided we would try and have sex in every room in the house. It was an amazing day, and we decided to bring it to a 'climax' by having sex on the wall. It was just the right height for her to sit on it open-legged and for me to stand between her legs going at it.
Unfortunately, she enjoyed it a little too much, and as she came, she fell back off the wall....any blood? Not really, few grazes.

The injury came when I stumbled as she fell, and I scraped the length of my 'old gentleman' down the wall.
The wall exchanged little bits of skin and flesh for little flakes of wall embedded in my unmentionables, and I almost passed out from the pain.

We broke up shortly after...I cant imagine why......
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 18:51, Reply)