Ah, shit...
The current boyfriend and I have been attempting the long-distance relationship thing. So after not seeing each other for a month, I go visit and within five minutes the obvious is going down. Until, of course, he suddenly stops and loses his... uh... "momentum," says "oh SHIT" and jumps up to grab some tissues. Note: "oh SHIT" is not the most comforting thing to hear during sex, especially once I noticed the drops of blood on the sheets.

Lovely timing, like a total nerd he went and got a gusher of a nosebleed. Once he stopped the flow he was kind enough to bring me a tissue to clean up the back of my thigh, which he had also bled all over. He was absolutely mortified, especially since I've been considerate enough to never surprise him with a period or anything.

The laughing and pointing on my part was probably a tad emasculating...
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 22:13, Reply)