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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Masochists
Does anyone else like getting cut, watching it bleed like a motherfucker, and then having it clot up naturally? And then peeling off all that dried blood and starting it all over again?

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Well you sick fucks.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:05, 2 replies)
*click*
Baahahahahahahah!

I just spat tea all over my screen when I read this!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 11:04, closed)
Well to be honest
I'm rather disappointed with my inability to swear like a b3tan without trying. Flipping knob-jiggers, or something. I'm not original enough when it comes to negative wordsmithing.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:30, closed)

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