Patio windows and doors
Now I'm sure there are many B3tans here who have at one time or another walked into a patio door. I managed it the other week, it was partially open so could hear noises and assumed it was open, it wasn't so belted my head with a lovely 'DUUUUNNNNGGGG' sort of noise from the glass (and I was bloody sober).

However, this story isn't about me but a mate who was at a house party and tripped over a lawn ornament and ended up going face first through a patio window slicing clean through his cheek (the only injury, I'm very surprised at that).

The idiot kept on drinking and was curious as to why stuff was coming out of his face when his mouth was closed, we finally got him to A and E and after some stitches and a night in to be observed (he was too leathered for proper treatment that night) he was ok, but now has an evil scar which looks pretty cool.

So, any patio door/window manufacturers who read this, please put some sort of decoration on the door, at about eye level please, this will stop many, many accidents!

You read it here first, I expect some type of heath and safety reward now...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, Reply)