BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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my hand has a vagina!!!!!!one night after i turned the lights out i was going back to my bed and instead of stepping on my dog i took a step too far past him and when i went to crawl into bed from the foot of the bed i missed and my hand slipped off the side of the bed and my hand landed on the fucking corner of the bedframe, instantly i yanked up my blood-drooling hand and turned on the light , my mom quickly drove me to the hospital in 25 minutes and i got that large bloody gaping v-shaped gouge on my hand 2 stitches (not much you think, well u b wrong) and the doctors told me that i officially bcame a man that day , today i have a very faint scar. that morning (4 am) was the most fucked up morningbof my life so far...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 13:11, 1 reply)
It. Hurts. My. Eyes.Stop. Please stop. Or just get a basic grasp of grammar and punctuation. PLEASE.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:15,
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