BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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QuackI have a story about blood that has really affected my job.
I was performing an ancient ritual that could be only done once a century to bring my master back to life, sadly the incantation did not go according to plan (Thanks to an incident where tomato ketchup was used instead of blood).
Now I'm stuck with a bloke who sounds like David Jason and is a vegetarian.
Serves me right for trusting that hen with a bandaged arm to go get the bottle marked blood
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 17:17, 1 reply)
Oy'll get it!!hmm, I got mine wrong on pge 7 then! thought he was born not bought back from the dead.
but, it was about 5,000 guinness and 50 bottles of whisky ago . . minimum
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 17:37, closed)
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