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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Bloody Hell
Little Legless was at school when Jane got out of her seat and went to see the teacher. Lot's of whispering went on and the female teacher and Jane disappeared into the bathroom.

When they returned the teacher came to me and asked me if I'd walk Jane home as she wasn't very well. Jumping at the chance for a free afternoon off school, I agreed.

So we were walking home and I asked Jane what was wrong.

"I've started bleeding" she said "I've started bleeding down there"

"Gimme a look" I asked.

Jane was reluctant but, after a lot of pestering, agreed and we went intro the bushes. She hiked up her skirt and pulled down her knickers.

"Bloody hell" I exclaimed "No wonder you're bleeding - someone's chopped your cock off!"


Thankyouverymuch. I'll be under the pier all week
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:53, 3 replies)

(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:47, closed)
ba dum tshhhh
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:11, closed)
*slow handclap*
I'll be telling this in the pub later
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:38, closed)

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