DIY mouth abortion simulator
I had one of those tooth/gum things where your gums bleed a bit. Well, they bled quite a lot if you sat there sucking at your teeth.

So, one morning I woke up and was sucking away while pondering whether to get out of bed or not. After a while i realised there was a fair bit of blood in my mouth. Being human, and therefore curious, i decided to see if i could completely fill my mouth with blood. Turns out i could.

It also turns out that if you leave it in your mouth for about half an hour, it congeals.

So when I finally got up to spit it out, rather than filling the loo with lovely runny blood, i dropped a large, red chewy ball of what looked like what i can only imagine an abortion would produce.

Unfortunately i didn't have a camera to hand, and the antibiotics cleared it up, otherwise there would be some clicky goodness for you.
(smorgasbord, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 20:59, Reply)