Got into a fight with a hockey stick
when I was about 14 or 15.

Some absolute prick was weilding a hockey stick in p.e and was adept at using one obviously. So me being the short, annoying kid who runs around your ankles after the ball was poised, ready to tackle this 6ft thick shit.

so I run up behind him, go to take the ball, whilst 6ft aforementioned kid raises his stick in a golf like motion, with tremendous speed I might add.

Suffice to say the hockey stick made contact with my chin and cut straight into it. I hadnt realised I was bleeding, as I felt a considerable ache in my jaw and nothing else.

So I put my hands to my chin (whilst wearing a red rugby top) and noticed that the top was getting a darker shade of red on where my hands where (oh yeah, the rugby top was too big for me).

I thought that it was tears, then blood landed on the astro turf.

Cue me ending up waiting in hospital with my p.e. teacher for three hours.... three!!


in the end it only called for butterfly stitches, but now I have shit loads of hair growing around my scar, but very little on my chin.... that guy ruined my otherwise symmetrical life.



length : about three centimetres in all. Bloody hurt though.
(Mongoose1770 is a bag of balls, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 22:34, 2 replies)

Aaaaah hockey
the bane of my life at high school. Girls' hockey has to be one of the most vicious sports on earth! It was only my speed that kept me from being decapitated in one game. This big bruiser with an evil glint in her eye was determined to get me after I kept getting past her (I'm built for speed, not British bulldog-like tackling!)
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:33, closed)

similar incident
happened whilst playing hockey.. involving the strongest kid at the time and an unfortunate fattie called bulraj bandal. The strong kid swung back with a heavy golf swing and smashed bulraj in the mouth..

There was a moment of realisation..all was quiet as all of his teeth fell out like crunched up polo mints..then a scream that could be heard over a 10 mile radius.

We couldn't stop laughing..and I still chuckle now at the thought of it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, closed)