I had a buddy...
Whose Brother received a brand new 'Big Boys' tenspeed as a birthday gift. The day after receiving said gift, he had to go off to Boy Scout camp. His departing words to my buddy were: "If you ride my bike, I will KILL you!"

About 30 minutes after he spoke those words, my buddy decided it was time to give it a go:

He hopped off the curb and fell onto the crossbar. He screamed a hideous, girlish scream and ran to his MOther. I followed.

Upon explaining what he had done, his Mother took him into the bathroom to inspect the damage...I was standing there in the doorway. Upon pulling his shorts down (which were swimming shorts) one of his testicles fell out of them and PLOPPED into the toilet.

Henceforth he was known (and is TODAY) as "The One Nut Bandit!"

Cheers!

Sean/Citadel
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:04, Reply)