One of my mates at uni
Had a bit of an incident with a window on campus a few months ago… heard it second hand, unfortunately I wasn’t there at the time, so apologies for the lack of particularly specific detail.

On the way to the usual Friday night out on campus, his alcohol addled brain apparently decided that the best way in which to find out if the people in the halls next door to his were also coming out was to jump through their kitchen window - this had the not at all surprising result of the window smashing into hundreds of tiny, very sharp pieces, which then imbedded themselves mostly in his arms and neck.

Despite the fact that I’m assuming this was rather painful, and he fast developed a semi crimson mask due to all the blood, he still apparently made it to the on campus club, leaving a tell tale trail of blood en route, before one of his friends persuaded him it might be a good idea to pay a short visit to A&E. Amazingly, considering he had absolutely launched himself at the window, he didn’t even need stitches, though he narrowly avoided having his night made even worse by a bloke with projectile vomiting issues in the waiting room…

He’s still got several scars from the incident, though thankfully he’s managed to keep his window molestation to a minimum since.

First post, so be nice!
(Captain Backfire, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:11, 1 reply)

Heheheh.
You get a click for your window-molesting mate. Congrats.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:42, closed)