Date Nosebleeds
I have a pretty strong nose, I've been punched in it a few times (there's a video somewhere of me in a competition being knackered and walking into a haymaker) and it's not really bled and it's never broken so nosebleeds are a bit weird to me.

Go back about 13 years and I dated a young lady from the Wirral, one day we go out for a date and for no reason whatsoever my nose pours forth a torrent of blood, it was everywhere and this young lady was definitely not impressed with my new found ability...

it soon petered out after that which is a good thing cos she was a ginger...

That's a pretty rubbish story actually...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:54, 2 replies)

that's what you get
for dating someone from the wirral. stick to the right side of the river!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:19, closed)

Yeah
That is true but I also lived at the bottom of the Wirral... so can't really defend myself there!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:05, closed)