Blood
Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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experiment#2 testing the strength of NHS stitches.
Experiment number one was performed by my friend in order to prove the hypothesis of that if test subject A was hard enough he would come and have ago.
But I digress, the 2 inch gash caused by a sovereign ring in said friends scalp was promptly stitched up by the good people at hull royal A+E.
In the interests of science the stitches were tested by kneeling down on the kitchen floor and standing up very fast under an open cupboard door. A bullseye on the first attempt caused a fair degree of blood to erupt from the wound. I piled my friend into the car and took our findings directly to the very same A+E. Shocked by new data pertaining to the strength of their stitches, they glued the wound shut.
Retuning home we had a cup of tea. I cleaned up the blood whist my friend planned experiment three: home made tattoos
( , Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:46, 2 replies)
Experiment number one was performed by my friend in order to prove the hypothesis of that if test subject A was hard enough he would come and have ago.
But I digress, the 2 inch gash caused by a sovereign ring in said friends scalp was promptly stitched up by the good people at hull royal A+E.
In the interests of science the stitches were tested by kneeling down on the kitchen floor and standing up very fast under an open cupboard door. A bullseye on the first attempt caused a fair degree of blood to erupt from the wound. I piled my friend into the car and took our findings directly to the very same A+E. Shocked by new data pertaining to the strength of their stitches, they glued the wound shut.
Retuning home we had a cup of tea. I cleaned up the blood whist my friend planned experiment three: home made tattoos
( , Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:46, 2 replies)
i was rather impressed with hull royal
i was in hull regency a few weeks back, but i couldn't go home until my blood work* was done by the lab at the royal. the blood was taken, tested and the results back within an hour and a half.
*potassium deficiency test, if you must know.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, closed)
i was in hull regency a few weeks back, but i couldn't go home until my blood work* was done by the lab at the royal. the blood was taken, tested and the results back within an hour and a half.
*potassium deficiency test, if you must know.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, closed)
^this
Hull has one of the best NHS services in the country. This is down to the fact that everyone smokes like chimneys and lives off chips, thus dying before they can start to clog up the health service with age related illness
( , Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:33, closed)
Hull has one of the best NHS services in the country. This is down to the fact that everyone smokes like chimneys and lives off chips, thus dying before they can start to clog up the health service with age related illness
( , Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:33, closed)
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