i did this
because i was chatting up some skinny little blonde thing in some shitty club in Watford. I said do you want to come back to mine, and she said 'only if i can bring my friends'. I agreed and was too pissed to notice that her friends appeared to be most of a "traveller community". ie, and i'm sorry for the expression, but a bunch of pikeys.

About 20 people descended on my flat, my housemate was woken - and furious - and in 5 minutes they basically relocated everything. It looked like I had moved out. I had momentarily passed out on the kitchen table and when i woke up the skinny blonde was leaving down the stairs at the back of the quickly retreating pack.

Did I say "can i call you?". Did I write my mobile number on a scrap of paper and ACTUALLY PUT IT IN HER POCKET?

Yes. Yes I did. It took me about half an hour to figure out that they had emptied the house (they took the fucking CHEESE for chrissakes) so I went to bed.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:41, Reply)