Blood filled shoe followed by lots of poo
My brother, is a hardman and mechanic. Unfortunately (and hilariously) he faints at the sight of blood.

So there he is working next to a hydraulic ramp at work, when he decides to lower it onto his foot. The silly boy wasn't wearing his 'toetectors' so the aforementioned ramp crushed his toe, ripping off the nail inside his trainer. Trainer fills up with blood, brother removes trainer to inspect damage. Promptly faints as he sees half a pint of blood spill out from his footwear.

Now for the funny bit.

Fast forward a couple of weeks to when his mangled, nailless toe has got infected. The doctor gave him some antibiotics, which had the undesirable side effect of giving him the shits. Now, my brother refuses to take a dump in the toilets at work. (They are a bit grim) So he usually nips around the corner to home for a number two while on road test.

Cue my brother doing 10 - 20 road tests a day for the next week. Any excuse to take a car out, he would waddle, buttocks clenched to a customer's car, peel out of the forecourt and dash home. Then return 10 minutes later looking very relieved.

Only to repeat the whole thing in a different car 20 minutes later.
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:27, Reply)