
Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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I bought a cut throat last year but I still haven't summoned the courage to use it. Part of me thinks that I am just being silly, but the other, perhaps more intelligent part, thinks that my beadle hands will just precipitate a blood bath when I slip and cut my head off.
Consequently, I am sticking with safety razors for now. However, it is on prominent display in my bathroom and whilst I never say I use it and if asked, tell the truth, I think my friends who visit and use the toilet just naturally assume I am a double hard bastard and dice with death on a daily basis.
( , Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:27, Reply)
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