
Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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For what it’s worth, This post is dedicated to Chris. Get well soon Kid.
Big thanks to the B3tans who have been bloody (see what I did there?) kind in offering their support in the wake of my nephew’s tragic accident.
You know who you are. I love you guys.
As for Chris, he is as ‘on the mend’ as can be expected but his positivity and humour is phenomenally humbling. I am very proud of him.
Anyhoo, I’ve been told by a few folk to pull my finger out of my arse, stop moping / hating the world and post something…so here you go. It’s about 99% true too, with a few touches of ‘artistic licence’ - If you can call it that. Hope you like it
And for Mrs P’s granny…R.I.P. You were dead fucking posh, but alright.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:34, Reply)
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