Not sure how much blood...
...but a friend of mine, years back, had bought himself a little red Ford Fiesta.

He had wide wheels the lot - looked like a proper nob, but in the 80's I think he thought it looked cool.

So, one day he decides that the speakers in the door are nowhere near loud enough - he needs to destroy his eardrums instead of actually being able to hear the music.

He takes to the door - he gets the old speakers out easily, but of course, the new ones are far bigger than the hole that's left.

Out comes Mr. Stanley. He starts to cut a new hole in the door.

Upwards.

You know where this is going. The blade easily cut straight through the door and with the pressure he had on it carried on going until it went into his eye.

Cue claret everywhere.

They said if he had been 1mm to the left and 1mm deeper he would have lost he sight.

I think he enjoyed looking like the Terminator for several weeks though.
(dchurch bah, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:36, Reply)