Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Crazy (for this) GirlI once met a young lady in the buffet car on a train back home to Norwich. As I worked for the railway company the guard asked me to stay in the buffet because the lights kept going off and I had a key to switch them back on again. So me an the young lady got talking and found we had a lot in common.
I kept seeing her around at work and eventually we went out for a drink, where I found out she was married. Bummer. But then she said she was going to leave him, like they do, so I started where he left off, so to speak.
After a couple of months of furtive paranoia she drops the bombshell that she's leaving town to make a "clean break", me included. I still saw her at work, but she politely ignored me.
One day I happened to be catching a train and I overheard someone talking at the other end of the carriage - it was her, so I popped over to say hello, asking her what she was going to do when she got to Birmingham. She freaked out and accused me of stalking her, following her around and demanded I leave her alone. I went and sat in the next carriage where I sat watching the scrolling LED display as it informed the passengers in six-inch high orange letters that THIS TRAIN IS FOR BIRMINGHAM.
She used to wear purple. It's a sign of things to come...
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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41,
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