Oh god
I've gotta be careful here as I think one of my ex's still reads the board but at the same time I don't give a shit :D

Every single one of my serious girlfriends has be mental, I think it's the type I go for...or it might be that I do pick them up at outside the doctors.

First one got certified, no shit, had to convince the doctor to discharge her because I wanted sex.

Second was a girl whose first thing she told was that she lost her virginity on a grave and now it feels strange doing it any other way.

Third was quite nice but had a tick that meant she would gurn at the worst moment such as meeting my mum for the first time looking alright and then making her chin touch her eyebrows a second after.

forth one was a manic mexican model who took so much coke that she was into headbutting things for pleasure. She forgot we even went out even though we were together for 5 months seeing each other everyday and stuff.

Fifth one which I broke up with about 2 months ago was okish looking, only went out with her because she had big dirty pillows. She had a wonky knee and couldn't run, and walked like one leg was longer than the other, proper mood swings either being manicly happy to complete downer. She would also like getting jiggy with us in soho alleys and never used to tell me she was on the blob. Not a happy boy with mucky clothes to home in. an enjoyer of blob sex. Still getting texts saying she's going to "do something"...I just ignore that now.

My latest one is actually the first semi normal girl I've been out with although I think I'm just a lost cause now :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, Reply)