Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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The Ballad of L...Psychos, eh? If I was mastermind, this would be my specialist subject... Anyhoo:
Ah, Air Cadets. I'm not proud of it, but I was one. And, as everyone knows, if you put a bunch of teenagers in uniform together, sparks will eventually fly.
And fly they did, with Me and L. We were on and off for a couple of years (On when she was bored of her boyfriend, Off when she was bored of me) and included such wonders as:
- Telling the BF about me and consequently getting my face smashed in.
- INSISTING that I sploff over her miniskirt. Which wouldn't be so bad, but she then wore it out like a fucking badge of honour.
- Screwing my brains out, and then telling me that she was pregnant about a week before I left for Uni. To get me to stay. I nearly did too - until her guilt got the better of her. Bags packed and WHOOSH - I was gone!
She was madder than a bag of ferrets. To this day I get the occasional dirty SMS - you'd think she'd have got the message after 6 years of radio silence from my side!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:07,
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