Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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hmm.In a bar. Handsome, charming guy after a few drinks and a lovely conversation asks Dixon if he wouldn't mind going somewhere "a little more private". A short car ride later and they're at guy's flat.
"Let me put some music on" says guy. Something classical - all very nice. A look around the flat sees he is a man of culture - lovely antiques, Opera CDs, etc.
"I need to get something - get naked and lie on the bed"
Dixon does - actually nervously wondering what "something" was.
Guy returns into room, naked except for trainers and some kind of instrument used for polishing wood and proceeds to sit on Dixon's face and empty his balls on his chest.
"Now get out."
Confused and blue balled Dixon says "eh?"
"Get out - I'm not having your cum in MY flat."
After a few power games of him standing by the front door and pretending to think about unlocking it, and Dixon asking him how many breaks would he like to have in his jaw exactly, Dixon finally flees into the night knowing it could have been much, much worse.
I really have been very lucky in the "lunacy" stakes...
Oh, except my ex who crushed my self esteem over a protracted operation lasting 13 years - and thought Mein Kampf was a book on relationship counselling
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:36,
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