Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Outmental the mentalThe only way to deal with a mentalist is to be more mental than them*. Logic and reason don't work; you can't tell them their behaviour is inappropriate, you have to show them. Escalate the madness till they back down, if you've gone as far as you dare and they're unfazed - run, run like the wind.
Story? OK, when I was much younger and foolisher I very briefly went out with a girl who wanted to take things slow with me and not go all the way, but had no such qualms about fucking some guy she'd just met when we'd had a minor row. And then expected us to carry on seeing each other as though she'd done nothing wrong. I don't know if all Welsh women are like this, but I'm not prepared to run the risk of finding out. This is why I turned down Charlotte Church (I'd do Ruth Madoc though).
*may not work on actual mentals
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:59,
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