Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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My current girl,I fear I may make her into a nutter as she is very gullible, meaning I couldn't help convincing her:
Cows lie down when it's about to rain so it takes longer for the rain drops to hit them.
Sharks have claws.
I couldn't ride a bike and when she saw me ride one for the first time have me shout "PRAISE BABY JESUS! IT'S A MIRACLE!".
That I sleep with my eyes open after lying for about 20 minutes trying my hardest not to blink and making my most convincing heavy sleep sounds.
However I have been with some psychos in the past, one for example told me she had epilepsy which entitled her to burst out crying when she wanted, burst out into hysterics for hours, scream that the worlds evils were my fault, go into a 'smacked-off-tits' state and respond to nothing I said and also told me she had a brain tumour. Well when she started to get really bad I passively forced her to go to the hospital to make sure she was okay, turned out she had never had epilepsy or a tumour and had been lying to me for 2 years.
Ah well until my girlfriend's sanity finally snaps after I tell her ricicles are actually harvested by the little guy on the front of the box, she's beautiful and equal to me in the bonkers stakes.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 0:04, Reply)
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