Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Snot funnyNot beautiful, but quite cute & I'd had my eye on him for a while. Went out, had beer, had big snog. Then he started licking my nose. Then he stuck his tongue as far up my nose as it would go (not very far as my nose is tiny) and attempted to give it a thorough spring clean. I had a bit of a cold. He was clearly very excited by this. I was not, and refused to return the favour, at which point he told me I was selfish and needed to be tied up - with tinsel. Fortunately tinsel is not strong enough to hold me and I escaped.
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