Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Anything that moves will do....I was about 16 years old and was going out with this girl who was known to be a bit of a slapper. But let's be honest, when you're 16 if a rattle-snake with a festered asshole said it would sleep with you most guys would jump at the chance. In hindsight, a rattle-snake with a festered asshole probably would have been the better choice of partner.
Over the course of our 6 month *ahem* romance, she tried to stab me on three seperate occassions (once with a spoon???) and threw a wine glass at my head. That was the best one as about a month later I was looking in the bathroom mirror after a shower and removed what I thought was a bit of optical-snot from my left eye, turns out to be a very small sliver of glass.
Not only lost my virginity to her but nearly an eye to boot.
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