Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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My mates ex....Broke in to his house, then when he returned with his new missus she threatened to kill herself.
Go on he said.
So she grabbed the Ikea special glass (the one that breaks when you knock a tetrapak against them) and ran upstairs and locked the bathroom door...
He followed her, kicked the door down and she went to smash the glass against the sink.
The edge of the sink sheared off. The glass remained in tact.
To which he started laughing.
So she threw the glass at him.
It hit door, the wall, the tiled floor and still remained in tact...
That was it, he was just pissing himself laughing, she stormed off and he never saw her again...The worst part was explaining the door and the sink to his mother.
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