Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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madnessa few years ago..on the way back from the pub..I was passing a mates house, when I spotted someone in his doorway
I shouted out HIYA! thinking it was my mate ..but it turned out to be a girl i'd never seen before.
HIYA! she shouted back
it was drizzling heavy and she looked a bit unhappy standing in the doorway
( I knew that he had split with his long-time partner a couple of months previously ) so thought....this must be his latest girlfriend
I'd been dinking with him earlier that evening, so thought that he must have gone into town or for a take-away
we started chatting, and although she wasn't a great looker, I felt like I'd clicked straight away.
She stood close to me under my umbrella, I could feel her warmth , but she looked worried
I asked her if she was OK, and she said that she had been waiting for him for ages, and was bursting to get to the loo for a wee!
In a flash I asked her if she wanted to come back to mine...and maybe she could try to ring him from there
that was it....she gave me a gorgeous smile....snuggled up against me under my umbrella...and we walked up the road like a right loving couple
I only lived a couple of streets away, but by the time I got to the bottom of my road.....she was all over me....hands stroking my dick and everything!
then she suddenly stopped....and looked like she was on the verge of tears
I asked her what was up....and she told me that she was peeing her knickers
holy shit!....I rushed her up the road and into the house.....pointed her in the direction of the toilet....but she said that it didn't matter......that she'd done it all down her leg!!!...and....had I got a washing machine?
I had put a wash in that night...and could hear it still going....I was sobering up quite quickly...where as she was all huggy and on the verse of sobbing
i tried ringing my mate...no-one in....
shit!...i'd got a girl I didn't know....clinging on to me....pissed herself...
I rang a taxi....gave her a fiver...and told her to get home and get herself tidied up...it was all I could think of at the time!
when I spoke to my mate later.....
what a lucky escape!!!
when i said what had happened....the first thing he said was....did she wet herself?
almost the same thing had happened to him
....met her in the street.....bursting to get to the loo.....wet herself......back to his place......BUT....he offered to wash her wet clothes....ended up in bed...shagging.....couldn't get rid of her....nightmare bitch from hell!!!...things went missing from his house..attacked one of his friends with a pair of scissors...threatn't to piss herself in the middle of new look unless he bought her a pair of jeans she wanted....got her tits out to his sister etc etc
I reckon I got off lightly?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:23, Reply)
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