Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Totally Off Topic...But it is about tits.
I came home from work a while ago and sat on the sofa. And there was a strange lump where I was sitting. So I ferretted about and found the offending lump.
It was a tit. One of those false jobbies that look like a chicken fillet.
"Andy? (flatmate) I've just found a tit down the sofa - can you give it back to whoever it belongs to please?"
On a personal note, that sort of thing should be banned. False advertising. I mean, how would you girls like it if we went around with socks stuffed down our pants?
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:05,
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